Author Signing Reeks of Meat
Sunday, May 29th, 2005At a recent book signing, Chuck Palahniuk gave out BBQ scented air fresheners, steak-shaped shower mats, and flung artificial severed limbs into the audience knocking over drinks and beaming inattentive girls on the head. We need more literary events like that.
Favorite quote of the evening removed from its context: “You won’t see Dakota Fanning look up at Nicole Kidman and say. ‘Mommy, why does my Flintstones toothbrush smell like pussy?’”
