Nevermind the blatant rip off of the Chris Cunningham/Bjork robot design, or the painful desperation of these ads, this time notice the special retardedness developed just for gay publications:

Other things gay men prefer over sex with women: ironing, sleeping, reading, watching Scrubs, weeding the garden, washing the car, etc., etc. Your vodka ain’t all that special, it’s one of the millions of things gay men, by definition, would prefer instead of pussy. Pouting won’t change that.

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