Sweet Dreams: Sleeping on Cakes



I’d gone to several supermarket bakeries looking for the right pillow-like cake to sleep on. I stood and stared and got down and looked at the cakes from the side, in the case, trying to imagine how they would photograph with my head on them. One bakery woman with bad teeth said I could sample any of them.

I said no I wouldn’t be eating it.

She said, “Oh, for someone else?”

I said, “No. I’m going to be sleeping on it, like a pillow.”

She said, “Why don’t you just use a pillow.”

I said, “Because a pillow is not a cake.”

9 Responses to “Sweet Dreams: Sleeping on Cakes”

  1. Nicholas Says:

    Brilliant even.
    Good night,

  2. Katie Says:

    How can you have your face so close to cake and not eat it?? Just one little flower… just one more little flower…

  3. gavsy Says:

    Why don’t you just use a pillow?

  4. gavsy Says:

    Seriously, very cute. :)

  5. Miss Cellania Says:

    I hope your home is not as susecptible to ant invasions as mine is!

  6. David Says:

    Talk about drooling on your pillow :)

  7. Kristin Says:

    Did you eat part of the cake after? looks yummy. Was the cake comfortable?

  8. Cate Says:

    Icing in the ear at all??? hope you a had a friend to lick it out…

  9. Dennis Says:

    Sorry, but imo this is a really stupid thing to do. The oil content of icing will likely cause your face to break out with acne.

    [It was actually very moisturizing and i had no acne as a result, but it was gross and very greasy and i will never eat cheap cake again. - me]

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