Bought on ebay, the Hallmark HOLLY PAPER PARTY DRESS “Disposable fashions for: Entertaining - Lounging - Gifts”

The back reads:

Suggested uses for yarn trim:

- Tie in a bow to wear at neckline

- Tie at waist for a fashionable belt

- Use as an empire belt

To “Dress Up” Dresses:

Trim hem and sleeves with fringe, braid or yarn; or scallop hem.

Add Christmas corsage with long streamers to neckline.

Glue sequins and glitter to design, or use colorful jewelry and accessories.

Shorten and use extra paper to make headband, scarf, belt or purse.

Don’t know who did it or why but found the picture on Flickr (while searching for “Picasso” - go figure). Video here.

We don’t have snow here so people have to cover the yard with something, or, EVERYTHING.

This Sunday, celebrate my birthday in sasquatch style at the Bigfoot Lodge starting at 8 p.m..
Join the gang anytime after 8, I’ll be there ’till at least midnight - It’s all very casual - come introduce yourself!
Try the famous flaming “Toasted Marshmallow” - it’s a bonfire, dessert, and drink all in one!
The lodge doesn’t have food, but I’ll make sure we have some lovely nibbles. Hope to see you!

The Bigfoot Lodge a block east of the 5 (the Glendale side), on south side of Los Feliz Blvd.

If you insist on gift giving and need ideas, here’s my Amazon wish list.
But really, your crooked, inebriated smile is all I need for a good birthday.