This cat walked in a couple years ago and lives here now - I call him Meow Meow and we’re like regular roommates except for the frequent face nuzzling.

I’ll be reading selections from my teenage journal about what I wanted to be when I grew up, and how to be gay. Get tickets now, Mortified always sells out.”Mortified” is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, letters, lyrics, home movies, and more) as shared by their original authors before total strangers.

WHEN: Friday, June 27, and Saturday June 28, 2008 TIME: 8:00 PM VENUE: Make-Out Room  ADDRESS: 3225 22nd St, San Fran CA 94110 COST: $10 adv; $12 doorGet tickets onlineMore info: GetMortified.com

When I’m done it should look like this Photoshoped mock-up:

and here is the Monday afternoon reality: