Bandit Trans Am Too Expensive To Make Fantasy Real

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 It’s $10,000 and I so want it purely because of the AC-DC-like font on the decal. Not that I’m a big AC-DC fan but yesterday while bench pressing I listened to this AC-DC/Daft Punk mash up like non-stop while thinking about driving this thing and playing that song and believing I AM THE SHIT while other drivers would just look at me like “You know you’re retarded right?”

One Response to “Bandit Trans Am Too Expensive To Make Fantasy Real”

  1. Elle Says:

    Retarded, Yes. Sweetly dorky in throw back 80s Guido sort of way, Totally.

    But hey, you could get a cool bumpersticker that says “my other car is an I-Roc”
    and that would almost be worth the withering stares and guffaws of your fellow motorists.
    Cheers!

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