These three photos aren’t related but they sorta are.

This first one is me on the right, David of House of Vader giving the retardo face in the chartreuse and blue Mugler, and the wee Alexis Arquette in black. The night was some TWELVE years ago when the first successful Mars rover mission happened, we’re at Dragstrip 66 dressed for the theme “Mars Needs Drag Queens.”

Bea Arthur, Phyllis Diller, Joan Collins and some other famous old people in shiny outfits having fun.

And this from my Fargo North High School yearbook. Some production the theater dept. did called Starmites which i don’t remember ever seeing but i thought this photo was sortof Mad Max future bulesque and the lead blond is pretty awesome.