Just Bad Sex Club Interiors
I try to remain constructive in my criticisms but holy crap are these just bad. The opposite of erotic. I won’t mentioning which American sex club these are from, although they seem to be proud of them as these were on their website. As a theme park designer can i just tell you how painful it is to see bad scenically painted stone walls. Sometimes it’s charming – like at an elementary school play, but this is a sex club where u want raw real hard cold and rough. You want Silence of the Lambs. This is Scooby Doo.
I don’t know what is going on in the other rooms. I spared u the pic of the “pirate room” which had a Jack Sparrow cardboard standee. It’s my professional opinion that an adult sex club should not in any way resemble the themed party rooms at the KIDZ FUNZONE in the mall. (Unless you’re catering to adult baby fetishists – then that would be appropriate. Use lots of pastels and oversized furniture.)
June 11th, 2009 at 11:06 am
“…spared u the pic of the “pirate room†which had a Jack Sparrow cardboard standee. It’s my professional opinion that…”
I’ll never accept you as any sort of professional when you use the term ‘u’ instead of ‘you’.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
u sir r correct. I don’t think I’ve ever been accepted as professional
June 11th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Yowsa, those painted flames? Uncle Fester and Frankenstein in bondage as props? Yeah, it’s traveling mid-way set pieces I remember from the Wisconsin State Fair in the 70s. The last image, the lavender room with the fragmented mirrors has a tatty 80s charm. If one is looking for that Mary Gaitskill NY mid-town brothel fantasy from her short story collection ‘Bad Behavior’. That would be a lot of people. But a clock!? Who needs a clock in a sex club unless one wants to be Bree Daniels.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Awww thats so sad.
I can hear it now…
“I think my mom has some old sheets and left over paint in the garage, a sex club in a strip mall would be totally fun. Everything looks way better in black light!”
I appreciate that they painted out the grotty 70s dropped ceiling.
The Roman Room reminds me of those cheesy Knight’s Inn hotels usually found along southern US Highways. All purple velvet and unicorn murals. Just trashy-sad.
Grooosssssssss.