Now I hadn’t planned on buying ANYTHING when i was in Disney World – i assumed there wasn’t a single item of modern merchandise i’d care to own – but then i saw these EPCOT tees and i went OMG OMG! and bought them all and tried to convince others around me to do the same because these celebrate when the future was the 80’s and EPCOT was still an all-caps acronym about an aspirational global Community Of Tomorrow. Granted the one on black looks like the designer spent about 3 minutes on it resulting in a wrongness that the Silverlake hipsters will think i’m wearing ironically, but no, i really am happy to be working my collection of faux-vintage EPCOT-wear at the home, office, and gym.  (If you’re a medium and like the black one let me know because I bought 2 because i didn’t know which size would fit after washing – so i’ll send u the medium if u want.)

At an amusement industry convention last week in Vegas i test rode the worlds teeniest mechanical bull. Picture some dad watching his little girl on this and you’ll know why this is the wrongest thing ever.