Archive for the 'Designery' Category
Crystal Lexus Makes Me Care About Lexus
Friday, March 5th, 2010Move over TRON lightcycle – I’ve got a new ride in mind.

Rita’s Living Room Installation
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010OMG Hercules Opera Look Has Me Gagging
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Staged last month in Amsterdam by De Nederlandse Opera. I mean really – could this action-figure execution be more genius?
Brought 2 my attn via http://barihunks.blogspot.com
Look At This Fancy Trash
Friday, February 5th, 2010
Fake Louis Vuitton trash. Seen. Googled. And purchased.
The Opera Is Done, Opens Tomorrow
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010Opening night is sold out. More pics to come after I recover. I designed all the sets/props as well as all 40-some illustrations projected on the scrim.

This Opera I’ve Been Designing
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010The Good Soldier Schweik for Long Beach Opera – It’s a comedy, in English, based on a Czech novel about the start of WWI. Only 2 performances, each in a different theater, the first one being far superior and almost sold out – Get Tix here if u want.
This is the tipsy bar – which i think is quite a sublime little piece. The mugs attach magnetically to metal hidden under the top allowing repositioning of the mugs – and re-balancing or un-balancing of the bar without the mugs falling.

this bed is made from platforms and crates used in other scenes. The look is spoze to be very traveling troupe with a circus/military feel.
I got this green chair for $5. Making it into a wheelchair cost a bit more.

These sketches were rough early concepts. The birdcage was found on craigslist and i added the extra who-ha at the top. I think adding chandelier crystals to those chairs and cage was a bit of genius but that’s me talking about myself. And let me tell u what a bitch it is to paint a birdcage.
I’m Designing An Opera
Saturday, December 12th, 2009The Good Soldier Schweik for Long Beach Opera – It’s a comedy, in English, based on a Czech novel about the start of WWI – if any of that interests you. There is also a scene with 5 guys in a bed together getting enemas. Maybe i should have gone with that for the poster image. There’s only 2 performances, each in a different theater, the first one being far superior I think – Get Tix here if u want.

Those Chrome Dior Shoes Get Checked Off The List
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
And bonus! – they were 50% off – hello sold! Now i have something to wear when i step out of my chrome Lamborghini in my future car fantasies.

Hautness Of The Day: Paco Peregrin
Friday, November 27th, 2009Random Visual Reference For The Sex Club Job
Sunday, September 6th, 2009PLASTIC! VINYL! VINTAGE PORN! AND STRIPES STRIPES AND STRIPES! It all goes in the magic design blender and then i pour out a delicious gay sex club smoothie.
I’ve been working on the lobby/entry and ticket widows, and new ads all week – photos next week after the lighting is done.


How To Paint A Wall In A Gay Sex Club
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Blank black corridors get tiresome, so liven up your sex club’s walls with super-graphic super-graphics. Here I’ve chosen a nice bj image to set the mood. To add texture I’ve designed a subtle background diamond-plating inspired pattern using the logo of the club.
Paint the wall black – a flat finish is nice and velvety but a bitch to keep clean. I’ve chosen a Dunn Edwards interior black in eggshell finish – a nice amount of gloss. (Don’t get high gloss or u won’t be able to draw on it with chalk in a later step.)
Draw a grid on the wall in pencil based on the repeat size of your pattern. 18″ in this case.
Cut an 18″ square of Gatorboard, then Spray 77 a 1/4″ piece of foam to the board, overlay your logo (remember to reverse it), then cut it out of the foam. Using the grid on the wall, start stamping. It’s ok if some drip or don’t fully stamp – it’s a sex club, things should get a little messy. I’ve chosen DE6356 “Sheet Metal” although the lighter gray, DE6348 “Draw Your Sword,” seems more appropriate given the venue.

Now, in Photoshop make a scaled 18″ grid over your artwork, then divide each of those squares in half and print it out. This is our guide as we draw the line work on the wall in chalk. It’s easy because you’ve already drawn a grid on the wall for the pattern, now divide those squares again. It helps if you number the squares along the side so u don’t get confused as you begin drawing on the wall.
Time to run a paint test. Because i want the blue linework to fluoresce under UV light I’ll be painting it with Wildfire brand blue UV reactive paint. I find it’s best to paint a flat white undercoat, then the UV paint on top. UV paint is very transparent so it will take a couple coats. Because i want this to really pop, i’ve mixed 7 parts UV blue to 1 part UV white.
Now wipe off all remaining chalk marks with a damp rag, and light with UV fixtures. To avoid blasting the hall with UV light (which would cause anyone wearing a white shirt to light up the whole area when they walked by) I’m not using blacklight flourescent tubes, instead, 6 mini-UV-LED-spotlights and 3 blue UV mini-spots from MiniSpotlight.com. Now you’ve got a hot sexy wall that looks great under under bright lights for a photo or porno shoot (and promotes your venue by stamping your club name all over the image!), as well as regular, dark, club cruising conditions.













