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Nastier! Stranger! Wilder! Sicker! I Made A Ringtone 4 U

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

So Santino just twatted this TERRIBLE/TERRIFIC clip from a movie i never saw that really does look terrible – but ANY fashion photoshoot in a movie is ALWAYS good even if in a bad way.

Here Steven Meisel’s version of the classic and cliche (but accurate) i’m-a-crazy-photographer-yelling-direction-at-models bit JUST HAD TO BE MADE INTO AN IPHONE RINGTONE. U can thank me when i see u. DOWNLOAD IT and every time i call u now u must “KEEP MOVING KEEP MOVING – BUT REMEMBER THE FACES!!”

Obscene Interiors: Cartography As Decor

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

If you’re stumped for wall decoration maps are a safe stand by. They give a smart vibe without being turn-off smart like displaying the periodic table. That is, if used correctly, as in framed. When a map is crookedly pinned to the wall it says, “I’m lost. And I need to be reminded where I am. Every day.”

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If u didn’t know: Obscene Interiors is my collection of real online male personal ad photos. I gray out the men to allow an undistracted view of the setting so we may better study the candid reality of modern home decor.

Obscene Interiors: Hardcore Amateur Decor is also a fun little gift book you can order direct from me – and I’ll sign it, or get it from Amazon.com or any cool bookstore.

Fir Tree Pulls Up Roots, Moves To LA, Gets Makeover

Monday, November 17th, 2008

As you can see here, the 106-foot Christmas tree at the Americana (or more appropriate, Armeniacana) in Glendale is yes, a living tree. But like many things brought here after being discovered, the tree got a makeover including the coniferous version of hair plugs and a spray-on tan done with green paint.

I snapped these iphone pics while watching the guy on the cherry-picker drill holes in the trunk then hammer in pre-doweled branches -  from other trees stripped of their limbs I presume.

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I Made You Some Mega-Magical Iphone Ringtones And A Fantasy-tastic Wallpaper

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

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This was a design for another project that didn’t happen but I always liked it and now that I have a fancy iphone I had a reason to make it into my screen wallpaper. All the other wallpapers I found ignored the iphone graphics that get overlaid on the BG image so I wanted to design one that incorporated the clock and slider bar/buttons. DOWNLOAD the wallpaper here.

I’ve also been converting some Disney mp3s into iphone ringtones to go with this theme. Here’s The Haunted Mansion Crow, The Haunted Mansion Coyote, The Haunted Mansion Bells, The Big Thunder Mountain Coyote, The Spinning Teacups, and the one I’m using that’s from the Disneyland Paris 15th anniversary celebration (I guess). When it goes off it’s like ULTRA-MAGICAL!!!, or SUPER GAY!!! which are sort of the same thing.   

SOUNDS LIKE JUSTINSPACE: A Mix Tape For You

Monday, March 31st, 2008

033008mixtapegraphic.jpgThe mix downloads as a .zip file and then you’ll have a bunch of songs in a folder – it doesn’t really matter the order they play in but I’ve numbered them in a sequence that’s nice. Here’s the link. My liner notes:033008mixtapelist.jpg

Looking At It’s A Small World, Seeing Modern Art

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

The iconic facade and sets of Disneyland’s It’s a Small World attraction were designed in the late 1960’s and bear the unmistakable markings of that time (and the couple proceeding decades). But I wanted specifics. What had Mary Blair, the attraction’s main designer, been exposed to that may have inspired the famous styling of that ride? Here’s a sampling of what I found:

Top image below: Mary Blair, Small World concept art, 1965. And below, two pieces by Auguste Herbin, 1951 and 1950, that are undeniably similar to Blair’s work.013008maryblairshapes.jpgBelow is a collage by Ray Eames in 1949. Besides a similar styling to Blair, the collage technique and use of transparent layers was something Blair would later use in many of her Small World collages.013008eamescollage.jpgBelow is another Blair illustration, and below that, a Paul Klee painting, Burg und Sonne, 1928013008maryblairklee1.jpgI saw many similarities between Klee and Blair, like the three images below. The first image, Klee’s Landscape with Yellow Birds, 1932, uses leaf shapes seen in the Blair piece below it. The third piece is also a Klee and has some subtle similarities to the work above it.013008maryblairklee2.jpgThe Small World attraction debuted at the 1964 World’s Fair with a an enormous kinetic sculpture at the entrance called the Tower of the Four Winds (second image below). Designed by Rolly Crump but I see inspiration in an unproduced Do Nothing solar-powered kinetic toy designed by Charles and Ray Eames in 1957 (first image below).012808eamestower.jpgAnd lastly it seems It’s a Small World continues to inspire others, like perhaps Rex Ray (second image below) whose work possesses the same sense of retro-whimsy seen in Blair’s art for the finale scene in the attraction (below).013008maryblairrexray.jpgSEE ALSO MY: Patty Wickman Paints Women Wrestling and I’m All Hey that’s from Epcot

Egyptian Ruins in California’s Dunes and the Birth of Art Deco

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

The Film:

In 1923 Cecil B. DeMille filmed the Ten Commandments, a film he’d make again in 1954 with full color and sound. At the time, its sets were the largest ever made; the walls of The City of the Pharaoh were 720 feet long, 120 feet high and required 1,500 laborers to create. When filming was complete Cecil ordered the sets toppled and buried to prevent rival film crews from using them. The film itself was hugely successful and more than recovered the cost of production making over $4 million.

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The Designer:

In 1906, designer and illustrator Paul Iribe launched the satirical journal Le Témoin (The Witness), a weekly anti-fascist publication produced with artists Jean Cocteau, Marcel Duchamp, and others. Two years later, Iribe became famous among the design community after illustrating a brochure of Paul Poiret’s new fashion collection with clean, elegant lines and flat color. Shortly after, Iribe opened his own studio and began designing fashion, fabrics, and home furnishings, Mesopotamian inspired works art historians would later cite as the beginning of the art deco movement. Iribe then moved to New York after WWI and began working for Vogue. By the 1920’s, he’d traveled west to take part in that new moving picture business where one of his first jobs was designing the giant sets for DeMille’s 1923, Ten Commandments. After designing and directing several films in Hollywood, he moved back to Paris and designed a jewelry collection for Coco Chanel, a woman he would be romantically linked to although never marry. He died in 1935 at 52.

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The Ruins:

In 1998 I heard about “The Lost City of DeMille,�? as it has come to be known, and insisted I see it for myself. This was in the early days of the internet and all I had to go on was “it was filmed 100 miles north of LA in dunes near the ocean.�? I got out my maps and the only dunes I could find were near a small town called Guadalupe. So I told my college roommate we were going on an adventure to see some real fake Egyptian ruins. He was game and we headed off up the coast. Nearly 200 miles later (not 100) we were there. (Well, I’m leaving out us getting lost and the car sinking in the sand.)

The exact location was easy to spot. It was the one dune covered in plaster debris. The sand was so soft we could reach our arm in and feel the whole set right under us. But we didn’t even need to dig; whole areas were exposed, including a hand (of Ramses?) lying on the sand. Because the film was shot in a duo-tone process, giving some range of color but not the full spectrum, the sets were painted in color, color that was still intact on unexposed pieces.

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I’ve since read that excavations were underway, and a team was brought in with ground-penetrating radar that revealed as much as two-thirds of the set were still burried. So a month ago (September 2006) I went back to see the progress. Sadly, there is no progress; the dunes look the same. Only now you can’t even see what was there because the Ten Commandments ruins share the dunes with the Snowy Plover, an endangered bird. The entire area is roped off now with signs every 20 feet all the way to the ocean.

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This is all well and good, save the birds, protect the set, but nothing seems to be happening in terms of raising money for an excavation. I’m not surprised Hollywood doesn’t care, they’ve never seemed too interested in their own history, but you’d think the art and design world could pool resources to uncover Iribe’s sets. Considering his chairs from the same period sell for $15,000, and an Iribe cabinet auctioned at Christie’s earlier this year was valued at $750,000(!), you’d think his set would be worth something to someone. Until then, if you want to see the sets you’ll have to settle for the artifacts on display at the charming craftsman style bungalow that houses the Dunes Center in Guadalupe.

For more info:

The Lost City of DeMille

The Dunes Center

Hello Hangover

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Hello Kitty wine exists. I bought it in Japan. The white is “Bouquet d’Amour” and the red is “Mariage.” I’m guessing they’re fruity and very sweet.
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Reporting From The Heartland: What’s New in Fargo?

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

This week, the world’s largest sporting goods store opened in Fargo, North Dakota, the same week I happened to be visiting. Now, understand, sports are huge up here, huge as spectator sports, that is. Actual athleticism isn’t as popular. It’s “sports as leisure,” if you will. Therefore, it makes perfect sense for Fargo’s mega-sporting goods store to feature a Ferris wheel, candy shop, and shooting arcade. A rock-climbing wall would require effort, possibly sweat, and that’s no fun.
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A “living statue” has nothing to do with sports but no one seems to care.
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You can practice with toy guns in the shooting gallery.

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Or aim for your husband with the real thing.

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Buckets of candy replenish valuable carbohydrates.

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And for no logical reason, Lincoln, and seven other presidents, line the second floor balcony. That’s my Fargo!
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Haunted Fun Park Mystery Solved

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Last week friends threw a 70’s-teen-cartoon-mystery themed party. Seems there’d been reports of a sea monster scaring away visitors to the Balboa Fun Zone. We interviewed the salty sea captain and a grumpy caretaker, but it turned out Greg Brady was behind the whole thing. Zoinks!

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…and that’s me with hair.

Crazy Mayoral Candidate Poses in Fake City

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

I realize New Orleans has seen better days, but if you’re running for Mayor of that city you should probably pose in the real thing, and not, as Kimberly Williamson Butler has done here, pose in Disneyland’s New Orleans Square.

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UPDATE: Her slogan is “The end of politics as usual.” I couldn’t agree more. Oh we’re having fun with this. Her mayoral campaign has expanded to other lands and even New York
And now Keith Olbermann, Arianna Huffington, and some British paper are all running with it. I’ll pat myself on the back for breaking the story of Crazy Lady Running for New Orleans Mayor.UPDATE: Readers noticed the Disneyland trashcan in the photo has now been Photoshopped out but the photo still remains on her site. And previous evidence of the digitally blurred Blue Bayou restaurant sign seems to indicate the campaign knew from the get-go this was not an actual New Orleans setting. Some one please get her on a morning talk show ­ put her in front of a green screen and change her backgrounds throughout the interview.
UPDATE: It’s all done now – she finally changed the photo to something not fake, so sad.

New JustinSpace Feature: Joan’s Monets

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

With stickers, my Aunt improves what Monet started.

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