Walk Like An Egyptian Video I Designed That Never Aired
Sunday, March 14th, 2010Waaaaayyy back in October 2007, my friend asked me if I’d be his one man art dept. for a music video shoot for a reality/game show on VH1 called “Shoot to Kill.” The show was two teams competeing by remaking their version of a classic 80’s music video. We were allowed limited crew, two days to shoot, and $500. That’s it. I spent a couple weeks building and painting in my friend’s backyard and we only spent $130 of our own money. When the video was screened for the judges (the original band members were bart of the panel) they were silent, then one asked “When you were making this, did you know it was going to look that good?” And we were like “Uh duh. Isn’t that the point?”
This was one of my set sketches. The concept was she’s dead (which is why the movers have to literally move her), and she’s being prepped for the afterlife. As the movers go through her memories, anything that was alive (birds, fish, etc. are now dead and mummified. Everything else is gilded and getting wrapped also. One of the Bangles read it as a metaphor of being a pop star and how she recalled being constantly manipulated by others almost as literally as we’d shown.
For whatever reason the show will never air despite the whole season being shot. If u see Drew Barrymore ask her about it – she was one of the 11 executive producers.















Not that they were employing me. I just sent them (and a few other companies) my unsolicited design suggestions. I was 11 and living in Fargo but that didn’t mean I couldn’t collaborate with international fashion conglomerates after school. The above is a duplicate I painted at the time. I’d gone to Dayton’s department store (the only place in Fargo that carried ESPRIT) and asked for the corporate address and was very frustrated that the salesgirls weren’t taking my request seriously – didn’t they realize they’d be selling my designs next season? In the response from ESPRIT headquarters Stuart writes “We’ve forwarded them (my designs) to our design department for consideration.” This, like, MADE MY YEAR! Ugh!, nothing came of it but just to be considered, CONSIDERED! – Someone was listening to me! (Stuart, if you’re out there, give me a call!) The other kids in class thought i was bonkers painting all this ESPRIT stuff, but i wasn’t playing, I was WORKING.











