And bonus! – they were 50% off – hello sold! Now i have something to wear when i step out of my chrome Lamborghini in my future car fantasies.

Now I hadn’t planned on buying ANYTHING when i was in Disney World – i assumed there wasn’t a single item of modern merchandise i’d care to own – but then i saw these EPCOT tees and i went OMG OMG! and bought them all and tried to convince others around me to do the same because these celebrate when the future was the 80’s and EPCOT was still an all-caps acronym about an aspirational global Community Of Tomorrow. Granted the one on black looks like the designer spent about 3 minutes on it resulting in a wrongness that the Silverlake hipsters will think i’m wearing ironically, but no, i really am happy to be working my collection of faux-vintage EPCOT-wear at the home, office, and gym.  (If you’re a medium and like the black one let me know because I bought 2 because i didn’t know which size would fit after washing – so i’ll send u the medium if u want.)

$510 Silver Dior sneakers. That’s the easy part. If u find them in a 14 u win a prize. I spotted these in Vegas at the Wynn shops.

 Not that they were employing me. I just sent them (and a few other companies) my unsolicited design suggestions. I was 11 and living in Fargo but that didn’t mean I couldn’t collaborate with international fashion conglomerates after school. The above is a duplicate I painted at the time. I’d gone to Dayton’s department store (the only place in Fargo that carried ESPRIT) and asked for the corporate address and was very frustrated that the salesgirls weren’t taking my request seriously – didn’t they realize they’d be selling my designs next season? In the response from ESPRIT headquarters Stuart writes “We’ve forwarded them (my designs) to our design department for consideration.” This, like, MADE MY YEAR!  Ugh!, nothing came of it but just to be considered, CONSIDERED! – Someone was listening to me! (Stuart, if you’re out there, give me a call!) The other kids in class thought i was bonkers painting all this ESPRIT stuff, but i wasn’t playing, I was WORKING.

I’ll have sex with u if u buy me one.

People love to touch real bow ties.

And they attract drunk models.

But they cannot charm certain art-porn filmmakers.

Do u care where they came from? probably not. no one reads this blah blah blah i’m taking a nap. Oh ok u can get them here http://shop.anotherenemy.com/

From Ibrahim Dilek at Threadless

below from Clark Goolsby at http://www.povevolving.com

Shirt from Suru.

Vintage Mugler. Learn it and give it.

A theme park design company I worked for years ago is now selling off all their art. I have a gajillion pictures to post from this. Lets start with costume designs from Pete Menefee for what I’m guessing was an all male revue/pirate stunt show. I shit you not, the last one is actually labeled “Tribal Bro.”